Camershag - just when you thought it couldn't get worse!

Further amazing revelations in the Camershag saga this morning have shaken the world of Conservative Party supporters ( Colonel Sid and Mrs. Doris Upmammal) to the foundation with the news that the Premier has been photographed mounting a horse!

It seems that our ever-fecund Prime Minister has moved on from piggy-poking to equine enjoyment in his quest to engage the whole animal kingdom in acts of depravity.

(The photographs which follow may be felt inappropriate in a family-oriented publication such as Bobblededgook, but are included as means of chronicling the depths which DC will plumb in his search for full expression of his perverted desires. Readers! please ensure that your internet access settings are such that these images do not fall into the hands of children and the more impressionable members of the Great British Public - or Daily Mail readers as we call them.)

"I hope those bloody paparazzi don't see me!"

Such is Cameron's devotion to horsey-humping, The Great Leader is even thought to indulge in elaborate 'equine ecstasy' sessions with the fragrant SamCam during weekend romps at Chequers.

"Come on Sammy - just one more buck!"

So voracious is TGL's appetite that his peccadillos even extend to inanimate objects;-

An exclusive Bobbledegook image shows Dave mounting a bus!

(That's enough 'mounting' jokes - Ed)

David Cameron's fetishes and drug taking excesses are shared with many of his pals in the village of Chipping Norton where he has his weekend assignations. This centre of debauchery will now forever rejoice in the name of Chipping Snorton for obvious reasons.

It's a relief that the Cameron's don't indulge their habits in one of our local villages, the delightfully named Blidworth Bottoms. The epithet Sniffing Bottoms is not to be contemplated!