Electional Dysfunction

Whilst talking about erections your correspondent was drawn to reflect that the elevation of Kim Il Corby to the Labour leadership is but one result of the contagion which seems to have been rampant this summer in the electorates of the western world.

The Americans have always had some dodgy Presidents, ranging from the criminally insane Tricky Dicky through the sexually obsessed Kennedy, confused ex-celeb Regan to the mentally retarded Bush Junior. (Yes, you seem to have been pretty inclusive in your abuse there - Ed.) But an even weirder prospect now looms over the Land of the Free in the form of arch self-publicist and total arse Donald Trump.

Trump!

A right fart.

                                                                                               

How anyone could think of electing a bewigged, mysoginist buffoon whose name means fart is completely beyond me.

Whilst pursuing this wind-based analysis of politics across the pond, and feeling rather puerile, readers might be interested in this video which shows what Cabinet meetings could be like if old Donny gets elected.

Actually I think I might be being a bit unkind to our New World cousins. (Shurely not! - Ed.)

Does this Trump election poster show that the Yanks are finally beginning to appreciate irony?

Dear, dear Donald has been criticised for his crass comments on just about everything, and so has enlisted his dear lady wife in his campaign in order to 'soften' his image a bit.

Donald and Melania

Now come on Trumpster, she's a fair bit of eye-candy but as an ex-model who specialises in peddling anti-aging cream, she ain't no intellectual dynamo.

By the way, why do people (even billionaires) have to make rabbit ears when on camera?

You couldn't imagine a great British statesman like Winston Churchill doing such a thing, could you?!











If you feel that Trump as a potential President is plumbing the depths, it gets even worse for the U S of A!
It seems that a gentleman named Kanye West has announced his intention to run for President in 2020. Mr. West, it seems, is a famous rapper (the 'C' is silent) and convicted felon who is mostly famous for being married to a blow-up doll.

Kanye and his wife.
What a lovely pair!

It seems that Miss Kardashian is very keen to take an active part in running the world's largest democracy and has issued a number of briefing papers on topics of interest to her.

Hi boys! Good job I've got massive boobs else I'd be forever falling on my butt!

As First Lady, Kim intends to cover herself in liquid chocolate to welcome visiting dignitaries to the White House.

The mind boggles ................

That American Presidential Succession in Full

2016  Donald Trump

2021 Kanye West

2026 The Ghost of Walt Disney

2031 A box of Golden Grahams

2036 A small house brick

(That's enough Presidents - Ed.)